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I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". (shouts) **** you! Know what I sayin'? So uncool!

  • David: No...
  • [continues shouting]
  • David: Uncool? I love women! it feels like... She leans farthest Down Home when laying down her breathy sweetness on "Anyone but You," a traditional country downer, and, unlike her foray into Madonna-lite territory with difficult-to-digest disc "0304," this meander isn't totally jarring.
    Considering dashes of country adorned previous discs – and that she's romancing a rodeo rider and hosting TV series "Nashville Star" – her inner cowgirl just needed a reason to escape: Nothing else since earthy-pop album "Spirit" was working too well.

    Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

  • Paula: You're such a smartass. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
  • Jay: Okay, see... Cal: [ Laughing ] Oh, I'm gay for saying that. I mean, that sounds gay. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules.

    Why weren't we invited to the party? right. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

    • Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. Anything. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. Hmm?
    • Jay: That I can't do...
    • Smart Tech Customer: Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga.

      [David and Cal are playing "Mortal Kombat: Deception." Dave is Baraka, while Cal is Sub-Zero]
      Cal: You're gay now?
      David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate.
      Cal: That sounds gay. Can you?
    • Beth: Are you looking for something?
    • Andy Stitzer: Is there something I should be looking for?
    • Beth: We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like.
    • Andy Stitzer: What, um, what do you like?
    • Beth: We have a great section of do-it-yourself.
    • Andy Stitzer: Do you like to do it yourself?
    • Beth: [giggles] Sometimes...

      What? unless you want to be told on, Beth.

    • [walks away]
    • Jay: You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
    • Cal: You're gay now?
    • David: No, I'm not gay. Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. A-Z"), though, hasn't always suited his smooth cords – an instrument that befits the shimmery, summery vibe of a chunk of his third studio album.

      It's off, and now I'm throwing it at your body.

      how i know you re gay coldplay

      I'm a gay guy now."

    • David: [smirks] You're gay for saying that.
    • Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
    • David: You know how I know you're gay?
    • Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
    • David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
    • Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?