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Because they know love is love 😄🌈

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He has a better beard than I do.”

Quagmire: “That guy just flirted with me.

Because they’re already fabulous and fearless 👻💅

I tried coming out as a baker… now I’m just a dough queen 🍩👑

How do gay trees stay in shape? Always both.

What’s a gay couple’s favorite shared hobby?
Streaming shows and judging outfits.

How do you know it’s real love?
When they pick out skincare together.

Who gets to pick the movie?
Whichever one hasn’t cried that day.

What’s a couple’s therapy for gays?
Shopping therapy.

What do you call a gay honeymoon?
Two weeks of fabulous selfies.

How do gay couples handle conflict?
With a well-timed “Yasss” and group hug.

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Why did the gay guy bring a cake to the meeting?
Because he’s always serving!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A Mega-Slay-saurus!
What did one rainbow say to the other?
You light up my sky.
Why do gay people make great bakers?
Because everything is made with pride and sprinkles.
What do gay friends do at brunch?
Spill tea and share love.
Why was the rainbow so confident?
Because it knew it belonged.
How do you cheer up a sad friend?
Throw on a pride playlist and dance it out!
What’s a gay person’s superpower?
Turning sass into smiles.
Why was the closet so sad?
Because it didn’t want to hide anyone anymore.
What did the gay tree say in spring?
I’m coming out—leaf it or not!
Why did the LGBTQ+ penguins walk in a parade?
Because love always marches on!
Why did everyone love the gay snowman?
Because he was flakey in the best way!
What’s a gay person’s favorite emoji?
✨ Obviously.
What did the supportive mom say to her gay son?
I always knew you were born to shine.
Why did the pride flag smile?
Because it saw everyone being themselves.

🎭 Sassy Drag Queen-Inspired Gay Jokes

I didn’t wake up to be subtle, darling.
I serve face, and occasionally dinner.
You can’t spell fabulous without me.
If life’s a runway, I’m your main event.
I walk into a room like I own the lighting.
Some people throw shade—I throw glitter.
I’m not extra, I’m the whole experience.
They told me to calm down.

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239+ Gay Jokes (Funny LGBTQ+ Humor to Make You Smile)

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Fresh and fierce—gay jokes that vibe with 2025 energy.

I identify as Wi-Fi because everyone’s trying to connect with me.
I don’t have a resolution; I have a rebrand.
My relationship status in 2025?

“I use her/shey pronouns.”
Yo mama so stupid, she thought LGBTQ+ was a premium subscription.
What do you call a group of people waiting at Starbucks in a pride festival?
LGB Tea Queue.
How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?
They see it in gayscale.
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What do gay reindeer carry on Christmas
A slay.
What do you call an Asi*n person in the LGBTQ community who is addicted to video games?
Gay Ming.
What do you call an LGBTQ person who doesn’t take action?
A Bi-stander.
Why is Fonzy so popular in the LGBTQ community?
Because he’s AYYYY sexual!
What do you call an LGBTQ vehicle?
A BI-cycle.
A transgender person cut a man in line at the supermarket.
“You’re LGBT, right?” the man asked.
“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
“No,” the man said, “you did.”
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is.

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How do you spot the DJ at a gay bar? They’re the one spinning both records and compliments! 😂
Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends or breaking the ice, this collection is here to sprinkle some humor in both casual and formal settings.
Classic Gay One Liners 😂
- “I told my boyfriend I wanted space… so we redecorated with glitter and disco balls!” ✨
- Why do gay people make great spies? They already know how to keep things fabulous and secret.
  
  You’re in the right place! Because fabulousness is contagious 🔥#Pride
- My tweets are so gay, they come with rainbow retweets 🌈🐦
- Why do gay memes spread like wildfire? ✨💦
- You know it’s Pride when… sunscreen becomes body glitter. You coordinated your snacks with your throw pillows.
- You know how I know you’re gay?
  
  Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
  Why can you see the LGBT colors in the sky after it rains?
  Because the sun just came out.
  Why are LGBT people so fashionable?
  Because they spent a lot of time in the closet.
  Did you ever realize that the colors on the LGBT flag are actually all straight?
  Unless it blows!
  Did you hear about the man who considers himself a friend and ally to the LGBTQ+ community?
  He has helped several women realize they were lesbians.
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  What are the pronouns for dead LGBTQ+ people?
  WAS/WERE.
  What’s the LGBT community’s favorite sex position?
  Sixty-Nouns.
  What is the preferred instrument for asexuals?
  Bace.
  What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?
  An LGBT.
  Heterosexual: F*ck that.
  H*mosexual: F*ck this.
  Pansexual: F*ck everything.
  Demisexual: F*ck you in particular.
  Asexual: F*ck no.
  Did you hear that the LG’s new Bluetooth department is very progressive?
  Everyone there is LGBT.
  According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community.
  Interestingly most of them were pansexual.
  What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia’s first LGBT pride parade?
  “We Will Rock You.”
  How does an LGBT Communist get to work?
  On their Bi-Sickle!
  Why do LGBT people dislike coding?
  It’s binary.
  Where are LGBTQ vampires from?
  TRANSylvania.
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  What do you call an LGBT mom who’s invisible?
  Transparent.
  What do LGBT people say at the end of a conversation?
  “Bi!”
  Why are LGBT+ people, poor comedians?
  They can’t say anything with a straight face.
  What book do LGBT people use in church?
  The bi-ble.
  What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
  A Bison.
  What group of people are all LGBTQ+ people attracted to?
  LGBTQ- people.
  What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal?
  Fruity pebbles.
  What do you call a bisexual AI bot?
  Chat LGBT.
  What do you call an LGBT kangaroo?
  Kangayroo.
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  How does a sailor introduce himself at an LGBT meeting?
  Call me Cismale.
  Why are there so many obese people in the LGBTQ+ community?
  Because of the trans fat.
  Why did all the LGBT community flunk high school?
  They failed basic biology.
  What do you call a missing LGBT person?
  Who/Where.
  What does a person do after failing in English grammar and science?
  Join the LGBT.
  Did you hear about the old man who just donated $20 to an LGBT group?
  Hope one day we can find a cure.
  Why must you never play Rock, Paper, Scissors at an LGBT meeting?
  The moaning usually starts at ‘Scissors’.
  Why is there no P in LGBTQ?
  Just be patient, the Vatican is working on it.
  Should children learn about LGBTQ in school?
  In some places.
  
  A sparkle-tale 🧚‍♂️✨
- Why do gay superheroes always win? 🧴
- Parade mood: Too much sun, not enough shade—in every sense! Comedy has always been a way for marginalized groups to own their narrative, poke fun at stereotypes, and break down barriers.
  Of course, context is queen here.
  
  Only if they’re witty and approved by Stewie.”
- Peter: “Pride parade?

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